The Cougar - MEOW!

What is a Cougar exactly? The Urban Dictionary defines a Cougar as the following:

“An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.”

“A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. ‘Man’ is cougar's number one prey”

I find this term a little ridiculous but funny although some of my girlfriends get down right offended by it. It is ridiculous because women are getting labeled for dating younger men when men have been dating young girls for centuries and never have been labeled with a name? I think it actually looks more ridiculous seeing an older man with a significantly younger girl. Usually the first thought is “he must be loaded”, then it’s “she must have “daddy issues”” and lastly “he is obviously going through a midlife crises”.

An older woman with a younger man is usually 95% about the sex. Hell, if a Cougar is a woman in her late 30’s – early 40’s then she is most likely at her sexual peek. And since most dudes at that age have “let them self go”, the Cougar needs to seek out or “hunt” the younger fitter models that keep up with them. Chances are also good that at this age they have worked out all of their issues, have no baggage and do not want a man who is weighed down by an obsessive ex-wife, insecurities and financial issues.

So ladies, if you fall into the societal ‘Cougar’ label, I say embrace it! It is just a term coined by some bitter old man, who could not get a hot woman his age because of his beer belly, comb over and anger issues. And to the younger girls out there that also like to label …don’t be upset because 'Cougars' are stealing all your potential dates…when they're done you can have them back.

At the Single Gals Camp we say do what you want, date whom you want, live how you want and don’t judge!

Cheers!
Single Gal

Wondering Eye Balls

Dear Single Gals,

Is there a potion to stop wandering eyeballs?

I’m Over Here


Dear I’m Over Here,

Yes there is one sure way to stop wandering eyeballs. Stick a fork in them that will stop the self absorbed ass. Ok maybe that is a little harsh. First tell him you don’t like that he is looking at other women, and if he can’t respect that use the fork! Then dump him. If he is too busy looking for his next conquest while he’s with you, chances are good he does this all the time and his behavior will only leave you feeling insecure and hurt.

All the best, lets hope he just has A.D.D.

Cheers!
Single Gals

The Scratcher

Dear Single Gals,

How do you get them to stop scratching their "friends" in public?

Must They


Dear Must They,

Well I think if this is a reoccurring thing, that maybe he just needs to shower more often. However if he will not practice proper hygiene I think you should stand beside him and start scratching yourself down there to mimic him. Chances are that he’ll find your behavior embarrassing and ask what you’re doing. In which you can reply “doesn’t that turn you on?” Then when he says “No” you respond “Exactly!” If he does not get the hint, then jab a fork in his hand the next time he scratches and that should end it for good!

Cheers!
Single Gals

What Men Really Want

Dear Single Gals,

What do men really want?

Who Cares


Dear Who Cares,

This is simple, if they’re straight they want Vaginia and if they’re gay than they want Dick!

Cheers!
Single Gals

Did you seriously just say that?

Here are a few of the odd things guys have said to me, over the years.

“Hey it our Monthiversery” – Written via e-mail 1 month after our first and only date

“I could not stop starring at you, I was attracted in the most primal of ways” – Told to me after I said I was not interested.. ewe

“You know I still love you even though you need to lose 20 pounds, that’s how much I love you” Yes I was hideous at 5’9’ 138 pounds

“I’m not interested in a relationship at this time” Sent via text message after 2 months of dating. No worries ladies I responded “Very manly of you to text that!” he stills calls me to this day

“Mmmmmmmm I could eat you” Said the Vegetarian after our date – Ewe

This Guy gets the Single Gals best line of the year award….

“Are you looking for long term or short term?”- This was said to my friend who replied “I’m married with a kid” in which he reply’s “Short term than?”

Now I know we are all guilty of not thinking before we speak and lords know I have said a few dumb things in my life time. Here are a couple Single Gal not so smooth moments.

“Hey someone left their purse behind” Said to a date, as it turns out it was his man purse. Hey in my world men don’t carry purses.

“That’s a good place to meet men” Said to my boss, about her volunteering at a men’s shelter

Cheers!
Single Gal

Drinking on the first date

So you finally got asked out by the hottie that you’ve been eyeballing for months. You’re nervous, anxious and getting all kinds of advice from the hen house on what to wear, say and how to behave. This is a recipe for a dating disaster; especially if you’re meeting up for drinks - you may over do it. Here are 3 simple rules that we Single Gals should live by:

1) Have a drink; if you do drink occasionally it will calm your nerves.

2) We recommend 3 drink’s tops!!!! Yes we need a cut off limit. If your limit is 2 than stop at two. Know your limit and drink within it.

3) Drink your usual drink of choice. If you are a beer drinker do not decide that Date Night is the night to start drinking Martinis because you think it will make you look sophisticated. What will end up happening is you will have the 3 drink maximum and for you Ms. Coors Light, that is the equivalent of 9-10 beers. Unless you want to be a potential love interest for Brett Michaels Rock of Love, stick to what you know. Really do we need more ladies our there that behave like this:
VH1 Rock of Love 2 Viral Clip 1


Now go on your date and remember to relax. He asked you because he obviously likes you, so don’t worry about trying too hard to impress him. Have a good time and be your awesome self and a second date will follow.

Cheers!
Single Gal

Going Down

Dear Single Gals,

I think us guys could use some tips on great oral techniques that you girls like.

Tongue Tied

Dear Tongue Tied,

Kudos to you for asking instead of putting the snorkel on and diving in head first. Every woman is different as to what they like, but I think most will agree that you should take your time, be gentle and use that tongue. Check out the link below, this article is right on the mark and “Single Gals” approved.

http://ca.askmen.com/dating/love_tip/36_love_tip.html

Now stud go flex that tongue muscle and make her scream.

Good Luck!

Cheers!
Single Gals