Balls?

Dear Single Gals,

I know I should be doing something with my partners balls………but I don't know what?! What do guys like? Touching, tickling, sucking? I'm so confused!

Jingle Jangle


Dear Jingle Jangle,

First of all, I believe the majority of men like all of the above, but you should really ask your partner what he wants done. Communication is key.

A girlfriend of mine once read in Cosmo about tying a scrunchy around the balls while sucking or fucking…I’ve never tried this, and have no idea where you could buy a scrunchy now a days, but it’s worth a try. Also, placing a small ice cube in your mouth while sucking the balls (or any other part of the member) seems to get em’ going too. Really, the male organ is not that complicated.

Good luck!

Cheers!
Single Gals

Going Down

Dear Single Gals,

How long should you let your guy 'go down on you' for? Even if he's doing a great job – sometimes it just takes a long time to 'get there'. Is it unfair to have him go longer than 5min? 10min? Do you offer him water?

Getting There

Dear Getting There,

You’re over thinking this and that is probably why it’s taking you a while to ‘get there’. This is where we women falter; we tend to over think everything. Do you think a guy is thinking “wow, she’s been sucking on my unit for the last 15 minutes maybe she’s tired?“ HELL NO. He will enjoy it for as long as you’re willing to do it. So try to relax and enjoy. Don’t put so much thought into how long it’s been, he wouldn’t be there if he didn’t want to be. Also having a bottle of water on your night table is not a bad idea, the least you can do is be a good hostess. If you think this could be an all night thing, you may also want to have goggles and a snorkel handy!

Cheers!
Single Glas

Bad in bed

Dear Single Gals,

If I guy sucks in bed, should you show him what you like, or just bail and run for the hills?

Unsatisfied


Dear Unsatisfied,

It depends on how you feel about him and how long you’ve been dating. If it’s based on a first performance and you really like the guy, then there may be an opportunity for improvement. Just tell him what you like, as stated before, communication is key. If it’s been a while and you’ve expressed your likes and dislikes and still no improvement, then just call it a day and find a man that can make things happen. A well rounded relationship means you connect on all levels.

Cheers!
Single Gals

How men think vs. women

Lately I have been watching Manswers, the man show on Spike. The premise of this show is to answer men’s burning questions while they flash hot, semi nude girls in the back ground. It is quite entertaining and it just makes me laugh. Here are some examples of the burning questions men have these days:
“How to tell if she is a Hooker or a Cop?”
“What is the quickest way to get drunk?”
“What is the biggest bush in America?”
“How do you escape a straight jacket” and
“What is the best time of day to get laid”
Yes ladies these are the questions on the minds of men. They really are very simple creatures and quite funny in my book.

Then we have Oprah the biggest show for women on the planet. The “Big O” (as we here at Single Gals like to call her) covers everything from Health, Relationship, Spirituality and World issues. Here is a list of the show titles that will be on Oprah this week:
A Special report: Tyra Banks and Dating Violence
An overwhelmed mom’s deadly mistake and
Obese families in crises - The intervention

Do you see the difference ladies? While I am also a fan of the Oprah show, there is a great lesson to be learnt from the madness of Manswers…keep it simple. Wouldn’t our lives be a lot happier if we just sat around and wondered “How we could wear the same bra for a whole month” or “How to tell if he is packing or using a bulge enhancer?”

Think about this next time you ask a guy what’s on his mind and he tells you “nothing”. There is a 99% chance that is the actual truth. However, if he does give you an answer, it’s probably gonna be “are natural boobs getting bigger?”

So ladies give yourself a break once in a while and think like a man and see how much happier you’ll feel. Start by checking out Manswers response to “what does the shape of her boobs tell you about her personality?’

Reading Boobs? | SpikeTV | SPIKE.com

Cheers!
Single Gal

There are some things a girl just does not need to know…

I am referring to this new trend of having the nutrition info listed on menus. I was recently reading my Clean Eating magazine when I came across an article talking about how they started listing the calories ranges at some NYC restaurants. While we here at Single Gals love to indulge in the occasional plate of poutine, nachos and beer, we also try to lead healthy fit lives. We workout on a regular basis, our activities of choice being hot yoga, classes, running and weights. So if once or twice a month we want to go out for dinner, do we really need to know that we’ve just eaten a whole days worth of calories in one meal? I have no problem with this information being available upon request, because if a person eats something on a regular basis such as Big Mac’s, Iced Caps, etc than they may want to educate themselves as to what they’re putting in their body. However, having this info on the actual menu is taking it one step to far. I think that as a society we are very well aware of what we’re doing to our bodies when we order that loaded bake potato to go with our steak. We do not need it glaring us in the face.



For most people going out to dinner is a special occasion or a monthly treat. They want to enjoy this rare indulgence without having to feel guilty that they ate pasta is a cream sauce. We are such a food obsessed society, whether it’s dealing with the obesity issue or other eating disorders. To me it seems these issue were not as prevalent in the past or maybe it was because they were not being constantly shoved down our throats.

So ladies have the dinner with the girls, don’t worry about the fat or calorie content, remember it is a treat and that you don’t do this everyday and just enjoy. Life is short, live it well and enjoy your vices once in awhile. Everything is good in moderation.


Cheers!
Single Gal

The Fountain of Youth.

Here is the latest issue of Life & Style Weekly on newsstands now. My first reaction was AS IF!!! I seriously do not believe Angelina is worrying about getting old or losing movie roles to a younger “clone of herself”. First, she is too busy adopting half the third world and as a friend stated when hearing this “I highly doubt that Angelina is sitting there thinking she needs to play Shia LeBoeuf’s girlfriend in a Transformers movie. Really that is redonkulous!” I’m not sure why people buy these magazines because I think they just cause insecurities. If Angelina is worried about getting old what’s the average gal gonna do? Since getting older is a fact of life why don’t they start promoting the art of growing old gracefully? What happened to seeing the beauty in laugh lines or the wisdom behind those wrinkles? You don’t get wrinkles without learning a few things along the way. The North American culture fights so hard against aging. We all want to be 20 forever and we have no respect for the elderly or what they could teach us but instead are more focused on our “deep wrinkles” and “crows feet”. The saddest thing about this story is they will rerun it with a million different angles for weeks to come and even though we are smart gals, eventually it will start to seep into our subconscious and we’ll be contemplating botox before we know it. Because if Angie’s worrying, then so should we. It is a constant struggle to find the fountain of youth and ladies; I am going to share it with you. The secret to the fountain of youth is WATER! There is no special fountain to get water, any fountain will do as long as there is water coming out of it. Well I guess I should go put on my Olay Definity Night Restorative Sleep Cream (Diminishes hyperpigmentation, discoloration PLUS wrinkles for luminous skin). Hey, it’s the least this average gal can do or I may get pushed off the sidewalk to make room for a younger version.

Cheers!
Single Gal

Commitment Phase

Dear Single Gals,

How do you know if he’s in the commitment phase?

Committed

Dear Committed,

First ask your guy to define commitment, if he runs to the Webster’s dictionary then we’re gonna say he is NOT at this phase. On a serious note, I think if your guy is totally committed to you, then you will not need to ask this question. Once again refer back to “He’s just not that into you”. If you don’t have the book we strongly recommend you grab a copy. If he’s into you, you’ll know it. He’ll want to spend time with you, call you and meet your friends and family.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Booty Call

Dear Single Gals,

My guy wants to get serious and I don’t. How do I keep him around as a booty call?

Want My Cake


Dear Want My Cake,

Wow you found a guy that wants to get serious? Crazy.
Honestly, it’s not really fair to him if he wants to get serious. Let him know you don’t and then go find yourself another booty call.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Messy or Clean?

Dear Single Gals,

Why do some guys like to do it when you’re menstruating and others don’t?

What Gives


Dear What Gives,

We think it all depends how long it’s been since they have gotten some. Maybe he just got out of prison and a little bit of messy sex is great after you’ve been getting it up the butt for 5 years.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Do guy notice the difference?

Dear Single Gals,

Do guys notice different vaginas?

Loosey

Dear Loosey,

Were gonna say that no they don’t. We think most guys are just happy to have a naked chick in bed with them. Guys can you verify this? If we are wrong please e-mail us at asksinglegals@single-gals.com.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Twitter is for Twits…

Single Chick recently googled Twitter because someone had suggested that it may be a good tool for us to promote our website. She sent me the link with the message “Twitter is ridiculous!” I watched the promo video & I agree…Ridiculous!

Insert Video link


Seriously people, do we need to know that Bob in Halifax is scratching his balls or that Jane in Chicago is bloated? Are we so afraid to be out there living life that we’d rather be glued to our monitors reading about other peoples mundane activities? A few months back I was at a coffee shop with a friend having a conversation (This is a spoken exchange of thoughts, opinions, and feelings) when we noticed this couple sitting across from each other both typing away on their laptops, no talking just typing. They were probably talking dirty to each other via MSN. Is this the future of foreplay? I certainly hope not. Twitter is just another way to kill verbal communication. Unless Wentworth Miller



is Tweeting that he is on his way over to my apartment with a six pack and a pizza I could care less what people are doing. GO LIVE LIFE. IT IS AN AWESOME ADVENTURE!

Cheers!
Single Gal

Crabs Anyone?

Crabs (pubic Lice) – Is a sexually transmitted disease in which pubic lice infest the genital area of males and females, creating an itching sensation. Sometimes the pubic lice can be seen crawling in the pubic area. YUCK!

The following is a conversation that I had with my ex let’s call him “Fucked in the head” one evening after I got home from the gym.

Single Gal - “Hey how was your day?”
Interpretation – “Did you send out any resumes today, or just play video games?”

F’D in the head – “Do you use the bathroom at the gym?”
Interpretation – “I’m Fucked in the head”

Single Gal - “Sure if the need arises, in fact I’ve used facilities all over the city. Why?”
Interpretation-“You are seriously Fucked in the head”

F’D in the head – “Do you think you got crabs from the toilet seat?”
Interpretation-“My balls are itchy it must be crabs”

Single Gal - “No, because I do not have crabs!!”
Interpretation-“My God he is insane!”

F’D in the head –“Are you sure?”
Interpretation-“My Balls are itchy, what else could it be?”

Single Gal - “Do you see me scratching my puss? Do you know what crabs are? They are pubic lice! If you have them you did not get them from me!
Interpretation-“Get the hell out of my house you are Fucked in the head”

F’D in the head –“My balls are itchy”

Single Gal - “Then shower”

F’D in the head –“Well I do have a scratch on my balls maybe that is why they are itching?”

Single Gal - “Maybe you should shower more often then you would not scratch so hard down there.”
Interpretation – “Jackass”

F’D in the head – “Why are you mad? It’s not like I accused you of cheating?”
Interpretation – “What’s her problem? It’s totally reasonable to accuse her of giving me crabs”

Single Gal - “You’re Fucked in the head!”


I will say now that this incident makes me laugh, for 2 reasons.

1) It’s so obscure and insane that you have to laugh

2) I think this may be him???



If only they had Ball deodorant and this conversation would not have happened. I think Speedstick should get on that.

Cheers!
Single Gal

Trimming the bush makes the tree look taller…

This ingenious slogan comes to you from Gillette. They have made a YouTube series on “manscaping”. We are all for manscaping here at Single Gals. Yes it is very manly to have hair on your chest; however when it comes to hairy backs we draw the line. Boys please do not get offended because women everyday are either shaving their bits and pieces, applying makeup, wearing heels all for the sake of getting your attention. The least you can do is a little maintenance. This first video is on how to shave your groin area. It looks to me that Gillette thinks that you need to shave it all off, actually we prefer that you didn’t. A trim will do just fine because if we wanted to go to Bush Gardens we’d visit the park.



This second video is on how to shave your back. This is very good advice. If it looks as though you’re wearing a wool sweater all year round then it is time to shave. This video illustrates that you will need help so don’t be shy to ask your girlfriend, wife or fling, believe me they will be more than happy to assist.




Good job stud! Now that you are done with the grooming go out there and impress the ladies with your tall tree!!!

Cheers!
Single Gal

Question of the Week

Dear Single Gals,

When do you think the shift from “Men being men” to ‘Men being pansies” occurred and why?

Curious

I think the shift occurred when feminism became very prominent and the birth control pill became accessible in the 60’s. In other words, feminism screwed us consistently single gals. Back in the day, men were “men” because they went to work, paid the bills, voted, fixed the house and could get a woman pregnant. They were in charge (or at least thought they were). Then these damn feminists came along and screamed bloody murder about equal rights and gave away our secrets (that we’re smarter, more pain tolerant and just damn better). As soon as it became evident that women could pretty much do everything a man could do (and do it better) and enjoy sex without getting pregnant, is when the man freaked out and lost his balls. It was a sad day when we started growing our armpit hair (but please don’t do that).

Cheers!
Single Chick

Is that a Banana or are you just happy to see me

Dear Single Gals,

How can you tell what a guy is packin?

Size Matters

Dear Size Matters,

Unless he’s wearing really tight jeans or a Speedo, then you can’t tell and if he is wearing either of those, then who cares...grossssss!

According to MANswers here are the national averages:
India – Average 5”
China – Average 5.5”
North America – Average 6.5

Cheers!
Single Gals

Great Sex or the Real Thing

Dear Single Gals,

How do you know if a relationship is just awesome sex or the real thing?

Wondering

Dear Wondering,

Great sex or the real thing? Hmm in my world I think they go hand in hand. However if the relationship is purely sexual (meaning all you do is just have sex together and not much else), then it’s probably not the real thing. You may even find that you don’t really like him on a personal level but really just connect through the most “primal of ways” (quote was said by a weirdo I once knew). Once the lust wares off and you get to know the person, you will know if there is more to it or not.

Cheers!
Single Gals

To Video tape or not to Video tape

Dear Single Gals,

Should I let my guy video tape us?

A Star is Born

Dear A Star is Born,

Hello Paris Hilton??? If you’re a media whore then go right ahead. But I think this is one lesson we can learn from the ditsy blond heiress. However, if you’re in a seriously committed relationship and want to spice things up, go ahead and video tape yourselves but please destroy the evidence right after, unless you want to be the You Tube video of the week.

Cheers!
Single Gals

Feminine Deodorant Spray?

Ladies have you noticed all the ads for feminine hygiene products. We have a special soap for down there, cleansing cloths and now deodorant. Really is there a need for all these products. I do not think that I smell and really hate that there are companies out there selling such products and adding to our already long list of things that we women stress about. Cellulite, weight gain, varicose veins, and now we have to worry about Vaginal stink? Seriously we all know if it stinks down there we need to see a Doctor ASAP. Isn’t showering enough to give you a fresh feeling, do we really need to spray our piss flaps? I don’t see advertising out there for men to clean their balls with special soap, or to carry around ball wipes so they can feel fresh all day, and they should have such things because sweaty balls stink!!

Ladies save your money, or go grab a latte instead.


Cheers!
Singlegal

Dog Lovin Dude Fest

Hey Ladies,

For all you dog lovers out there, or “dog geeks” as my good friend likes to call me, this event may be a good place to meet a fellow dog lover or geek. If you live in Toronto, you may want to check out Woofstock - the largest outdoor festival for dogs in all of North America.
So ladies put on the Lulu Lemon, grab Fido or if you don’t have a dog borrow one, and head on down to the St. Lawrence Market on Sat June 13 – Sun June 14. Okay maybe you won’t meet the big buff god of your dreams with a boxer (or is that just my fantasy?), but you will have a lot of fun.

There is the Mr. & Mrs Canine pageant, Woofstock Fashion show and the Stupid Dog trick contest. Seriously is there a better way to spend a weekend?




http://woofstock.ca/ini.html

Cheers!
Single Gals

A Love Story..

Ok, this may not be as shocking as “Jane's story”, but we here at Single Gals don’t want you to get the wrong idea about us. We’re not man hating bitches or anything! We’re actually quite optimistic about looooovvvvvveeeeee and believe that once we’ve sifted through all the crap, we will finally get to the goods!

A friend of mine, we’ll call her “Beth”, recently moved to England. She was in a relationship prior to the move with a guy we’ll call “Douche”. Even though Douche told her he did not love her, he still really wanted to make the long distance thing work. What the hell? you ask. That reminds me of this time when I was dating this guy and after a month he told me he wanted to see other people on the side and not to worry, he’ll “use a dome”. I wonder what charm school these guys went too? Because I don’t think even Brett Michaels would say something like that.



After months of continuing the long distance relationship, Beth eventually ended it and went to her local British pub to drown her sorrows. That very night, she meets a guy from Macedonia, we’ll call him “Don Juan”, who is on a very bad first date. They exchange numbers and go on a date.

Now Beth didn’t even want to give Don Juan 3 dates, but he was very persistent and she decided to finally give in. Now Beth is not your typical girly, girl, but she does admit to being totally mushy in love, by way of example; “Single Chick, he just sent me a text saying how he misses me and can’t wait to hold me in his arms, five months ago I would have barfed at that”. She say’s she’s never felt like this and that the feeling is totally mutual. They’ve even talked about him coming back to Toronto with her. Now that is a nice story and happened when least expected or even wanted.

Girls…the moral of this story is always go on a third date, try not to barf and when it’s right, it’s just right no matter what the time!

Cheers,
Single Chick

Back Door Lovin

Dear Single Gals,

My boyfriend and I have been talking about trying new things sexually and I was wondering if there was anything I need to do to prep for some rear end lovin?

Kinky Chick


Dear Kinky Chick,

We went to our resident expert on this one; our gay friend “Lance”. Lance said all you need to do is make sure that you have cleaned the back door, lubed it up, relax and spread’em.

Cheers,
Single Gals

How to get him to stay over

Dear Single Gals,

How do you get the guy you’re seeing to come over and stay over?

Need some man lovin



Dear Need Some Man Lovin,

We think a sure fire way to get him to come over and stay over is to get him drunk. He can’t possibly drive home after that and therefore he will need to stay the night. However be careful with this for you don’t want to get him too drunk or he’ll end up spending the night in you bathroom praying to the porcelain god. We recommend 3 pitchers max!

Let’s us know how that works out for you.

Cheers!
Single Gals

What are the signs?

Dear Single Gals,

What are the signs that he likes you?

Clueless


Dear Clueless,

It’s been a while for us at Single Gals since we’ve had a dude that was truly into us but here is what we think are sure signs the he likes you:

1) He calls
2) He wants to hangout with you
3) He wants to meet your friends
4) He sounds happy when you call even during the playoffs

However is he starts smothering the crap out of you, he is a psycho!!

Also we recommend that you read “He’s Just Not that into You” it is a excellent reference to tell if a guy likes you or not.

We hope this helps clear up you confusion.

Cheers,
Single Gals

How do I get his attention

Dear Single Gals,

How do I get the attention of the cutie I’ve been crushing on?

Starry eyed



Dear Starry eye,

That is a very good question. We here at Single Gals have also been faced with this situation many a time. I’ve had a crush on ‘Black socks” for about a year now. I think the first step would be to make eye contact and smile at him. If possible, strike up a conversation and try to get a feel if he’s also interested or at least worthy of your crush. If there seems to be a connection just let it be and see what happens as you’ve gotten his attention and gave him the signs you’re interested now let him do some work and ask you out.

If that fails just get him drunk!

Cheers
Single Gals

Jane's Story

Ok, this is a funny story and I’m positive the friend this happened too will eventually find it funny as well. This story is so funny because it is so ridiculous, I can’t even believe it happened. So my friend, we’ll call her “Jane”, meets this guy at a bar. He comes up to her and then pursues her. She then starts dating this guy, a 35 year old fire fighter, we’ll call him “Coward”.

After 5 months of dating and everything going really well, Jane ends up getting laid off from her job. With her time off she decides to go visit a friend in Ottawa. She goes to Ottawa and can’t get a hold of Coward. She gets a little anxious about it. On her drive back home, he finally calls her and says his phone has been screwed up and he had been trying to reach her. She pops by his house and everything is great and back to normal. Then she doesn’t hear from him for a week. Nothing. No calls. No texts. She gets worried and goes to his house, he is a fire fighter after all, what if something has happened?

She pulls up and knocks on his door. She can hear the TV going and is knocking “Coward, I can hear the TV, I know you’re here”. After a couple minutes of this she thinks “well, I can take the hint” and walks to her car. As she gets in her car, she sees movement in the kitchen; someone has put a tea towel over the coffee maker to dull the light. Jane goes to the window of the kitchen and there is this 6’5 man standing in the dark with his back turned to the window. “Coward, I can see you”, Jane yells through the glass, “come out here and talk to me, tell me what’s going on”. Nothing. He proceeds to stand there, totally still, with his back turned to her for 15 minutes while she chain smokes 2 cigarettes and blows smoke at the window. Jane then leaves and never hears from him again.



Now, WTF is this about? A 35 year old man, who saves lives for a living, doesn’t even have the decency and courage to face the girl he’s been dating for 5 months and tell her he’s no longer interested? I know the book “He’s Just Not That Into You” say’s guys would rather chew their arm off than tell a girl they’re not into them, but seriously? I honestly have no answers for this. All I know is that this story is really fucked up and so are some dudes.

Hey Single Chick,

Here is a possible explanation for such behaviour. Somehow during that same week he had wished upon a star that he was 5 again so he could ride his big wheel, and pick his nose in public. Then when Jane went out to visit him, where he resides in his parents basement, the 5 year old that he now is did not know what to do…I mean a grown woman wants to have an adult conversation?? What’s a boy to do? Oh I know, he hid in the kitchen with his back turned to the window, I guess he thinks that if he can’t see you, you can’t see him. Silly boys, don’t ya know that real women are for real MEN!

Also, I believe that if he told his buddies this story, they would mock him behind his back. They may laugh along with him to his face because of male machismo and all but they know he behaved like an ass and are secretly pissed because he is making them all look bad.

Hey we should thank these guys they give us fodder to write about. Chin up ladies there are still some good ones out there..somewhere…I know it. Right?



Cheers!
Single Gals

The Ultimate Dude Fest

Hey Single Ladies,

Have we found a Toronto outing for you! This is a guaranteed outing of buffness and testosterone. So girls put on your tightest wife beater, jeans, heels and head on down to The International Centre across from Person Airport and check out the MMA Expo happening Sat June 6 – Sun June 7.

www.mixedmartialartsexpo.com

Here you get to meet some of UFC’s hotties such as Sean Sherk and Sam stout.



MMA stands for Mixed Martial Arts. MMA is full contact combat sport that allows a wide variety of fighting techniques, from a mixture of martial arts traditions and non-traditions, to be used in competitions. The rules allow the use of striking and grappling techniques, both while standing and on the ground.

Here are a few key names and terms to make you oh so cool when you’re chatting up the hottie in the Affliction T-shirt.

Key names:
Royce Gracie a Brazilian Ju Jitsu fighter won the UFC championship in 1993 by subduing 3 challengers in just five minutes.

Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell is a former light heavy weight champion with a background in Kempo Karate and Koei-Kan Karate.

Georges “Rush” St. Pierre referred to as GSP. He is currently the Welterweight Champion, and UFC god (well to us at Single Gals) if for no other reason just watch the sport for this man.



Key terms:

KO – Knockout is when a fighter becomes unconscious due to strikes

TKO – Technical Knock out when a fighter is unable or is declared by the referee to be unable (as because of injuries) to continue the fight

Submission - a fighter may admit defeat during a match by a tap on the opponent’s body, or a verbal announcement

Now go out there and get yourself a future UFC fighter …

Cheers!
Single Gals

Is It me?

Dear Single Gals,

Am I the only girl out there that thinks it must be me and that’s why I’m single?

Is it me


Dear Is it me,

NO you are not the first girl to feel that way. We here a Single Gals feel that way after every dating disaster. We remind each other all the time that we are great Gals and we are worthy of a great guy. You are worthy as well and just because something did not work out the way wanted, you cannot blame yourself. I do believe if it was meant to be, it is going to be easy and everything will just fall into place. Just remember to be yourself at all times and don’t alter your life, beliefs or wants for anyone else in the hopes that it could work. Compromising is one thing, but to change who you are is another. And, remember to live in the present moment, it’ll ease that dating anxiety! On that note, you will have to date a few duds to get to the real deal but in the meantime remember you are awesome!!

If you ever need a little pick me up just contact us here at Single Gals and we will be more than happy to remind you of your awesomeness!!

Cheer!
Single Gals

Why do men suck?

Dear Single Gals,

Why do men suck?

Frustrated



Dear Frustrated,

We at Single Gals think that men suck for the following reasons:

1) They are not fully evolved

2) They have smaller brains than us

3) They carry way more testosterone than females and even though there is no medical proof to this, I think testosterone makes you stupid!!!

On that note, don’t get discouraged there are some really great guys out there…just have a look at our “Are You a Yummo” page and meet Joe.

Remember you're the apple at the top of the tree and only the man willing to make the climb is worthy of you!!

Cheers!
Single Gals

Where does a girl go to meet men?

Dear Single Gals,

Where does a girl go to meet men when she does not want to hang out at the bar ?

Searching


Dear Searching,

This is a very good question and we here at Single Gals are still trying to figure that one out. They (whomever they are, obviously not Single Gals) say that we should take up a hobby or interest to meet people. For example, the gym…but really, I love my gym and what if it does not work out with the cutie you meet on the treadmill and then you're too embarrassed to go back? I really don't think the gym is the best idea, but then again you never know until you try. I've also heard the grocery store…really? Who looks their best while shopping for melons, certainly not this Single Gal, but hey what harm could it do to smile at the hottie in line. So in short I guess it comes down to being a little daring, expanding you interests and getting out of your comfort zone! You never really know when, where or how you are going to meet Mr. Right but the more that you're out there the better your chances.

Good Luck in your search, and if you happen to stumble across a great place to meet men please let us Single Gals know.

Cheers!
Single Gals

‘Man’ – Power Movement …Seriously Dudes

Saturday morning I was enjoying my morning coffee and watching Good Morning America Weekend edition when they aired the following story...

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=7714313

Talk about a good way to harsh a Gals morning mellow.

Seriously boys, come on! A “Men in Power” group? I hate to burst your bubble but men have not stopped being in power. Where is this fear of losing your power coming from? Is it because a woman gave a man a run for his money in the last presidential election? In case you haven’t noticed, the man won that race, so your manhood is still safe. As far as men not feeling of value because they become stay at home dads and still feel that this is a women’s job, YES you should take a course on being a man because a real man would jump into that roll and provide for his family by taking care of them. That is not the role of women, who deemed that it was? A man of course! So you only have yourself to blame for feeling inadequate. If the powers that be (MEN) had put more value on what a woman does, then men would not have these doubts about their manhood. Being a provider is not just about being a financial provider. You provide by giving your family support, love, and guidance. I think this student in Chicago should get a Real Man to teach these boys tips on how to be a Man… Boys if you need to ask what that is then you are obviously not man matured yet!!


I have to agree with everything Single Gal has to say. The fact that this is an issue or "becoming" an issue for men, just shows that men have become whiny baby's and aren't men anymore. My dad cooked, cleaned, drove us around and did all the things deemed a “women’s” job, while my mom worked a 9-5 “suite” job in the city. And he was all man while he did it. My sister and I never got the feeling that this was not his job because we know he enjoyed it. He never had to join any groups to keep his manhood in tact, because it never faltered. I think my dad has ruined men for me because I fear I will never find one like him, they are a dying species.

Expect Drunk Text Soon

While you were out on the patio having your drunken pity fest you got the bright idea to text HIM (the Ex or the current crush).

Now some drunk texting is harmless especially if you just want to reach out. Chances are they’re just random thoughts that make no sense and the receiver knows that you’re drunk and will find you silly or endearing and no damage has been done. The danger comes when we have an unresolved issue in the relationship. We get to talking to the girls (who are also inebriated), everyone gets their backs up and supports your crazy thoughts and this fuels the need to voice your drunken opinion to him via text. It would be nice if we had a stop switch or a designated gal pal who would be in charge for the evening to switch us off the moment we go for our cell phones…only in a perfect world.

Once you let the drunken beast take control and there is no turning back, what do you do? I guess it depends on the damage that you have done. Usually an apology works nicely and maybe a talk about your issues in a sober sane manner. If you send a drunk text to a new dude that you like, you just got to hope that he has seen enough of the sane person and knows you are not totally crazy. How do you stop future happenings?

1) The most obvious solution is to leave your cell at home…I mean really do you need it with you at all times? I know there is the odd chance you might, but 95% of the time we do not and it just gets us into trouble. We survived without it in the past.
2) If you need to take it with you, then keep it turned off. Chances are when you decide you need to send that text or make that call, you will be too drunk to turn your damn phone on and will just get frustrated and forget what is was your drunken ass wanted to do.
3) If all else fails and you are still sending drunken text messages on a regular basis, than it’s time to get off the bottle.

So ladies the next time you go out with the girls try and remember these tips and you will be fine and the drunk text disaster will be avoided.Now go have a drink and enjoy yourself...

Cheers!
Single Gals