Tales of the unemployed…

Well single ladies my quest to find a new job didn’t quite work out exactly as planned but really do things ever work out as planned????? To update you all, I was recently laid off from my job, now you could look at this as horrible and it’s not the greatest of feelings at first but after the initial shock wears off you realize that it is far from being the worse thing that could happen and shockingly may even be a good thing.

Don’t get me wrong, I need the income as I have expenses with life, my condo which I’m waiting for etc…but in the grand scheme of things it’s just another hurdle that I’m being asked to take on. And on a positive note I can now look for employment on a full time basis and can go to interviews with no issues and without having to come up with excuses for not being at work. As well the extra time allows me the opportunity to see friends I haven't had the chance to and to get the things done that I haven't had the time to do.

I have heard from many friends and family that the timing sucks as it was just before the holidays but really is there ever a good time to be laid off? I agree, that the time to look for work is not during the holidays but at the same time I am not at all doubting my ability to find new work and I have set a target of March 2011 for that to come to fruition. Also on a more positive note I did go on 2 interviews prior to the holidays and I think that alone is a good sign, and if they hire me great but if they don’t I won’t sweat it because I know that it wasn’t meant to be.

So single gals if you find yourself in my situation remember to look at the positive and not to focus on the negative. I truly believe things happen for a reason and whether it be work, your love life, your family relationships etc….things are never perfect but you have to remember that they will work themselves out if you put in the effort and continue to find the positive in the face of adversity.

My wish for all of you in 2011 is to stay focused on what is important to you, to dream big and to strive to do what is best for you. In the end you are your destiny so make it a good one.

Queen B

Happy Holidays Everyone...

Ladies it seems another year has passed once again, where does the time go? Did your relationship status on facebook change from single to “It’s Complicated”, were you able to complete something off your life list? Do you have a life list? What is a life list....well it is a list of things that you would like to do in your lifetime such as ...Meet Jon Bon Jovi, Drink Crystal Champagne (I hear it’s not really that good but I must try it), Skinny dip in Maui (before the boobs sag), Play the drums...You get the idea. If nothing has changed in your life in the past year than make a life list, it keeps life interesting. 

2011 is just around the corner why not write up your life list or add to it if you have one. Forget resolutions, resolutions are for people who like the idea of change but know they will never act on it. Think about how much fun ringing in the New Year will be when you know that you plan to go to surf school,  learn Muay Thai, teach your first spin class, dance in the rain..Whatever it is that you want to do “JUST DO IT!” 

We like to wish all our Single Gals followers a Happy Holidays and a very exciting New Year. Do it SG style and fly by the seat of your G-string!!!

Cheers!

Watch out for crazy....

I been online and sort of doing the dating thing, I’m not as adventurous as Single Chick and her mission of 50 dates. So I don’t really respond to people, yes I know why bother being online.  I read profiles and I try to get a sense of whether it would be worth my time or not and most are NOT.  Am I to picky I don’t know, but my instincts are usually right so I try to listen to them.  One guy had contacted me, I looked at his profile and something didn’t sit right with me, not sure but it was just a sense. So he contacted me again, I still did not respond and then his last contact was the following message, keep in mind we have never talked and nor has he met me. I have cut and pasted what he wrote so the grammar and spelling mistakes are all his!

I would just love for you to stand by my hip for just 30 seconds to sense the real wonder. I can just imagine the empty flakes, and the losers who are vying for your hand and attention. How much longer are you going to hold out for. Until your head is full of grey and in a manic depressive state with no mania to pull at your you to brighten your day. Tell me whats wrong with you for there is nothing wrong with me. You girls supposedly come on here flashing your absurd empty confidence and for what, all talk no action. You think every guy just wants to fuck you and toss you like a dirty dish rag. Where is your acument, your wit, your senses, why are you a hopeless soul. is the grass greener in your world. I am confused. Do you enjoy beig single, do you enjoy there is nobody to show you affection at the end of the day, cook you a nice meal, really care about your feelings, get to the core of who and what you are. What am I missing. When are the lights going to blast off in your cranium. At this pace you will be alone forever, what a shame. I feel sorry for you and can only hope you snap out of your settled ways. It sometimes take the ruthless truth to hit a nerve and I hope this message does just that. Don't you want happiness for once and for all, truly. What the alternative, your vibrator or dildo. Get in the game sunshine.

Yes... this is what’s out there unfortunately. I did not respond to this I really see no need as to why I should. I don’t take it personal for he knows nothing about me. I just fear for the poor girl that does go on a date with him, I truly think he is unbalanced. I did report him, but I have no idea what they do with that and there are countless dating web site out there and he is probably on all of them. 

What this jackass does not realize is the my life is very happy and if he were my alternative to being single, I’ll take a vibrator over him any day and as Single Chick so eloquently put it  

“I suggest you take that ruthless truth of yours and shove it up your fucking ass...and I also suggest you keep it to yourself or you will be the single one forever, not me. Shit head." 

Got any AA’s anyone?

It’s beginning to smell a lot like....Ass!

 

The holiday season is upon us, it is time for rushing around in crowded malls, going to Christmas parties and eating, lots and lots of eating. I have not been at the gym in a couple of weeks, and I am starting to feel the effects of that.  Yesterday I went to spin class and the first 5 minutes I was so happy to be exercising; it felt good to being doing something good for my body. The bike beside me was empty at first then the ass man cometh....

All of a sudden my feelings of euphoria were replaced with gagging reflexes. You see the man beside me reeked of ass.  I was fighting the urge to throw-up in my mouth. I tried to tap into my inner Zen master and zone out. Just when I thought I mastered the craft I realized I was just holding my breath, so in order not to pass out due to lack of oxygen I had to take a big breath and then I swallowed the smell of ass...GROSS! The next 40 minutes of class were pure hell; I left feeling nauseous and my mouth tasted of ass. 

Here’s the kicker this man is Married!! Yes someone loves that smell of ass! She must love the smell of ass because why else would he smell like that. Seriously, if you love someone I think you should tell them they STANK. Here I am struggling to get a decent date and ‘The Ass’ man has found someone to love him.

I went to work out to get back into the swing of things, and to feel good. I left feeling stomach sick and now I am totally depressed for there must seriously be something wrong with me, for I am still single and I don’t smell of ass!