Dear Single Gals,
I know I should be doing something with my partners balls………but I don't know what?! What do guys like? Touching, tickling, sucking? I'm so confused!
Jingle Jangle
Dear Jingle Jangle,
First of all, I believe the majority of men like all of the above, but you should really ask your partner what he wants done. Communication is key.
A girlfriend of mine once read in Cosmo about tying a scrunchy around the balls while sucking or fucking…I’ve never tried this, and have no idea where you could buy a scrunchy now a days, but it’s worth a try. Also, placing a small ice cube in your mouth while sucking the balls (or any other part of the member) seems to get em’ going too. Really, the male organ is not that complicated.
Good luck!
Cheers!
Single Gals
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Going Down
Dear Single Gals,
How long should you let your guy 'go down on you' for? Even if he's doing a great job – sometimes it just takes a long time to 'get there'. Is it unfair to have him go longer than 5min? 10min? Do you offer him water?
Getting There
Dear Getting There,
You’re over thinking this and that is probably why it’s taking you a while to ‘get there’. This is where we women falter; we tend to over think everything. Do you think a guy is thinking “wow, she’s been sucking on my unit for the last 15 minutes maybe she’s tired?“ HELL NO. He will enjoy it for as long as you’re willing to do it. So try to relax and enjoy. Don’t put so much thought into how long it’s been, he wouldn’t be there if he didn’t want to be. Also having a bottle of water on your night table is not a bad idea, the least you can do is be a good hostess. If you think this could be an all night thing, you may also want to have goggles and a snorkel handy!
Cheers!
Single Glas
How long should you let your guy 'go down on you' for? Even if he's doing a great job – sometimes it just takes a long time to 'get there'. Is it unfair to have him go longer than 5min? 10min? Do you offer him water?
Getting There
Dear Getting There,
You’re over thinking this and that is probably why it’s taking you a while to ‘get there’. This is where we women falter; we tend to over think everything. Do you think a guy is thinking “wow, she’s been sucking on my unit for the last 15 minutes maybe she’s tired?“ HELL NO. He will enjoy it for as long as you’re willing to do it. So try to relax and enjoy. Don’t put so much thought into how long it’s been, he wouldn’t be there if he didn’t want to be. Also having a bottle of water on your night table is not a bad idea, the least you can do is be a good hostess. If you think this could be an all night thing, you may also want to have goggles and a snorkel handy!
Cheers!
Single Glas
Bad in bed
Dear Single Gals,
If I guy sucks in bed, should you show him what you like, or just bail and run for the hills?
Unsatisfied
Dear Unsatisfied,
It depends on how you feel about him and how long you’ve been dating. If it’s based on a first performance and you really like the guy, then there may be an opportunity for improvement. Just tell him what you like, as stated before, communication is key. If it’s been a while and you’ve expressed your likes and dislikes and still no improvement, then just call it a day and find a man that can make things happen. A well rounded relationship means you connect on all levels.
Cheers!
Single Gals
If I guy sucks in bed, should you show him what you like, or just bail and run for the hills?
Unsatisfied
Dear Unsatisfied,
It depends on how you feel about him and how long you’ve been dating. If it’s based on a first performance and you really like the guy, then there may be an opportunity for improvement. Just tell him what you like, as stated before, communication is key. If it’s been a while and you’ve expressed your likes and dislikes and still no improvement, then just call it a day and find a man that can make things happen. A well rounded relationship means you connect on all levels.
Cheers!
Single Gals
Monday, June 29, 2009
How men think vs. women
Lately I have been watching Manswers, the man show on Spike. The premise of this show is to answer men’s burning questions while they flash hot, semi nude girls in the back ground. It is quite entertaining and it just makes me laugh. Here are some examples of the burning questions men have these days:
“How to tell if she is a Hooker or a Cop?”
“What is the quickest way to get drunk?”
“What is the biggest bush in America?”
“How do you escape a straight jacket” and
“What is the best time of day to get laid”
Yes ladies these are the questions on the minds of men. They really are very simple creatures and quite funny in my book.
Then we have Oprah the biggest show for women on the planet. The “Big O” (as we here at Single Gals like to call her) covers everything from Health, Relationship, Spirituality and World issues. Here is a list of the show titles that will be on Oprah this week:
A Special report: Tyra Banks and Dating Violence
An overwhelmed mom’s deadly mistake and
Obese families in crises - The intervention
Do you see the difference ladies? While I am also a fan of the Oprah show, there is a great lesson to be learnt from the madness of Manswers…keep it simple. Wouldn’t our lives be a lot happier if we just sat around and wondered “How we could wear the same bra for a whole month” or “How to tell if he is packing or using a bulge enhancer?”
Think about this next time you ask a guy what’s on his mind and he tells you “nothing”. There is a 99% chance that is the actual truth. However, if he does give you an answer, it’s probably gonna be “are natural boobs getting bigger?”
So ladies give yourself a break once in a while and think like a man and see how much happier you’ll feel. Start by checking out Manswers response to “what does the shape of her boobs tell you about her personality?’
Cheers!
Single Gal
“How to tell if she is a Hooker or a Cop?”
“What is the quickest way to get drunk?”
“What is the biggest bush in America?”
“How do you escape a straight jacket” and
“What is the best time of day to get laid”
Yes ladies these are the questions on the minds of men. They really are very simple creatures and quite funny in my book.
Then we have Oprah the biggest show for women on the planet. The “Big O” (as we here at Single Gals like to call her) covers everything from Health, Relationship, Spirituality and World issues. Here is a list of the show titles that will be on Oprah this week:
A Special report: Tyra Banks and Dating Violence
An overwhelmed mom’s deadly mistake and
Obese families in crises - The intervention
Do you see the difference ladies? While I am also a fan of the Oprah show, there is a great lesson to be learnt from the madness of Manswers…keep it simple. Wouldn’t our lives be a lot happier if we just sat around and wondered “How we could wear the same bra for a whole month” or “How to tell if he is packing or using a bulge enhancer?”
Think about this next time you ask a guy what’s on his mind and he tells you “nothing”. There is a 99% chance that is the actual truth. However, if he does give you an answer, it’s probably gonna be “are natural boobs getting bigger?”
So ladies give yourself a break once in a while and think like a man and see how much happier you’ll feel. Start by checking out Manswers response to “what does the shape of her boobs tell you about her personality?’
Cheers!
Single Gal
Friday, June 26, 2009
There are some things a girl just does not need to know…
I am referring to this new trend of having the nutrition info listed on menus. I was recently reading my Clean Eating magazine when I came across an article talking about how they started listing the calories ranges at some NYC restaurants. While we here at Single Gals love to indulge in the occasional plate of poutine, nachos and beer, we also try to lead healthy fit lives. We workout on a regular basis, our activities of choice being hot yoga, classes, running and weights. So if once or twice a month we want to go out for dinner, do we really need to know that we’ve just eaten a whole days worth of calories in one meal? I have no problem with this information being available upon request, because if a person eats something on a regular basis such as Big Mac’s, Iced Caps, etc than they may want to educate themselves as to what they’re putting in their body. However, having this info on the actual menu is taking it one step to far. I think that as a society we are very well aware of what we’re doing to our bodies when we order that loaded bake potato to go with our steak. We do not need it glaring us in the face.
For most people going out to dinner is a special occasion or a monthly treat. They want to enjoy this rare indulgence without having to feel guilty that they ate pasta is a cream sauce. We are such a food obsessed society, whether it’s dealing with the obesity issue or other eating disorders. To me it seems these issue were not as prevalent in the past or maybe it was because they were not being constantly shoved down our throats.
So ladies have the dinner with the girls, don’t worry about the fat or calorie content, remember it is a treat and that you don’t do this everyday and just enjoy. Life is short, live it well and enjoy your vices once in awhile. Everything is good in moderation.
Cheers!
Single Gal
For most people going out to dinner is a special occasion or a monthly treat. They want to enjoy this rare indulgence without having to feel guilty that they ate pasta is a cream sauce. We are such a food obsessed society, whether it’s dealing with the obesity issue or other eating disorders. To me it seems these issue were not as prevalent in the past or maybe it was because they were not being constantly shoved down our throats.
So ladies have the dinner with the girls, don’t worry about the fat or calorie content, remember it is a treat and that you don’t do this everyday and just enjoy. Life is short, live it well and enjoy your vices once in awhile. Everything is good in moderation.
Cheers!
Single Gal
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
The Fountain of Youth.
Here is the latest issue of Life & Style Weekly on newsstands now. My first reaction was AS IF!!! I seriously do not believe Angelina is worrying about getting old or losing movie roles to a younger “clone of herself”. First, she is too busy adopting half the third world and as a friend stated when hearing this “I highly doubt that Angelina is sitting there thinking she needs to play Shia LeBoeuf’s girlfriend in a Transformers movie. Really that is redonkulous!” I’m not sure why people buy these magazines because I think they just cause insecurities. If Angelina is worried about getting old what’s the average gal gonna do? Since getting older is a fact of life why don’t they start promoting the art of growing old gracefully? What happened to seeing the beauty in laugh lines or the wisdom behind those wrinkles? You don’t get wrinkles without learning a few things along the way. The North American culture fights so hard against aging. We all want to be 20 forever and we have no respect for the elderly or what they could teach us but instead are more focused on our “deep wrinkles” and “crows feet”. The saddest thing about this story is they will rerun it with a million different angles for weeks to come and even though we are smart gals, eventually it will start to seep into our subconscious and we’ll be contemplating botox before we know it. Because if Angie’s worrying, then so should we. It is a constant struggle to find the fountain of youth and ladies; I am going to share it with you. The secret to the fountain of youth is WATER! There is no special fountain to get water, any fountain will do as long as there is water coming out of it. Well I guess I should go put on my Olay Definity Night Restorative Sleep Cream (Diminishes hyperpigmentation, discoloration PLUS wrinkles for luminous skin). Hey, it’s the least this average gal can do or I may get pushed off the sidewalk to make room for a younger version.
Cheers!
Single Gal
Monday, June 22, 2009
Commitment Phase
Dear Single Gals,
How do you know if he’s in the commitment phase?
Committed
Dear Committed,
First ask your guy to define commitment, if he runs to the Webster’s dictionary then we’re gonna say he is NOT at this phase. On a serious note, I think if your guy is totally committed to you, then you will not need to ask this question. Once again refer back to “He’s just not that into you”. If you don’t have the book we strongly recommend you grab a copy. If he’s into you, you’ll know it. He’ll want to spend time with you, call you and meet your friends and family.
Cheers!
Single Gals
How do you know if he’s in the commitment phase?
Committed
Dear Committed,
First ask your guy to define commitment, if he runs to the Webster’s dictionary then we’re gonna say he is NOT at this phase. On a serious note, I think if your guy is totally committed to you, then you will not need to ask this question. Once again refer back to “He’s just not that into you”. If you don’t have the book we strongly recommend you grab a copy. If he’s into you, you’ll know it. He’ll want to spend time with you, call you and meet your friends and family.
Cheers!
Single Gals
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