Rule #98 ...Stalker jokes never a good idea

Several years ago I was having drinks at a pub with a girlfriend and friends of friends, whom I'd never met. This included a small group of fellas. We were all standing around, chatting and laughing. One guy that I thought was cute was telling a story (I completely forget about what) and mentioned it had taken place in his condo. Thinking I was super witty (and perhaps it went along with his story?) I said something along the lines of "funny I didn't see that when I was watching with my binoculars". Insert laugh here. No, he didn't laugh- he actually looked at me like I might be crazy and was a bit taken back. Embarrassing! Clearly I had no idea where this guy lived or even his last name, but that ensured that I would never have an opportunity to find out! - Commado Barbie



WARNING: Telling guys that you have spied on them may seem funny to us, but men have such big ego's they believe such lines and therefore deem you as crazy stalker girl.