The Ass Man

Dear Single Gals,

How do you get your man to stop licking your ass?

Clenched

Dear Clenched,

Well it seems you found yourself and man with a booty fetish. If this is uncomfortable for you we suggest you tell your man this. However, if you have communicated this already then the alternative would be to put some of Frank’s Hot sauce on your ass. If he likes spicy beef you’re doomed. Another tactic would be to eat a big bowl of Chili and let it rip all night long. By the time you get to the bedroom that will be that last place he wants to go. No man in his right mind would want to put himself in the direct line of fire.

Cheers!
Single Gals