The Scratcher

Dear Single Gals,

How do you get them to stop scratching their "friends" in public?

Must They


Dear Must They,

Well I think if this is a reoccurring thing, that maybe he just needs to shower more often. However if he will not practice proper hygiene I think you should stand beside him and start scratching yourself down there to mimic him. Chances are that he’ll find your behavior embarrassing and ask what you’re doing. In which you can reply “doesn’t that turn you on?” Then when he says “No” you respond “Exactly!” If he does not get the hint, then jab a fork in his hand the next time he scratches and that should end it for good!

Cheers!
Single Gals