Tuesday, March 30, 2010

New Level of Douch Bag

To all you Singe Gals out there, especially you newly Single Gals be warned it’s a different era for dating; the rules are there are no rules. Apparently you can date someone for as long or as little as you like and never have to break-up with them face to face. You have so many options to dump or get dumped by. For instance there is the ‘I’m not interested in a relationship at this time” test message tre classy right? Not! Than there is the “I don’t mean to be a jerk, but there was no spark I’m really busy TTYL “ sent via Facebook. The voicemail break-up that happened while you were sleeping or the e-mail letter explaining what a great person you are but it’s not going to work out. It tough ladies AND gentlemen. Yes guys I know we gals do not always behave our best either and have used such methods to avoid the conformation as well or that awkward conversation having to tell someone we are just not that into them.

Just when I’ve come to terms with new age of dating this guy goes and takes it to an all new level ….Isn’t it enough to know that you may be breaking someone’s heart but do you have to totally destroy them? I just wonder what could possible be next….






All I can say to Jennifer is that he did you a favor! By the looks of his sign making abilities he is probably kicking you out of the trailer home and truly believes that you wanted nothing more than to marry him and have a litter of children, which in his drunken state scared the crap out of him so he resorted to this douche bag tactic. Jennifer maybe you can post up signs

“ MOVED OUT”

“SHACKING UP WITH BOB WITH THE BIG TRAILER IN THE CORNER LOT”


‘I’VE FINALLY DECIDED TO TAKE MEDS FOR THE CHLAMYDIA”

‘HAVE A NICE LIFE!”










Cheers!
Hopeful in TO

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